Total Medals Earned: 302 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,615 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (125/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/210 points)
Defeat Dad Clock
Defeat Strawberry Clock
Defeat Pico and Nene
Win the game with more than 70 hp remaining
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points
Medals Earned: 3/22 (35/500 points)
You said something bad in front of Jesus!
It's illegal in some countries!
Keep in check your animal side!
Be happy with what you already have!
God hates fat people!
Watch your mouth!
Don't move your body sinfully!
Always say the truth... and only the truth!
Don't you ever feel good about yourself!
Go outside!
Stay loyal to your boss.
Calm down!
Don't touch anyone that way!
Don't do drugs, kids!
This is fraudulent...
Why would you do that?
You don't need that candybar!
In the name of god... remove your eyes!
You were born a certain way - act like it!
You are not free to say what you want.
You have to believe in god.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (175/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 12/20 (80/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 8/17 (45/435 points)
Gained the first time kiss. How does it feel kissing for the first time?
First time kiss with a wall. Does it feel strange?
Changed a color.
Checked the More Games.
Reached 2 kisses. A first kiss wasn't enough, was it?
Checked the Credit.
Reached 4 kisses. It's getting warm.
Kissed the wall 16 times. It hurts.
Canceled kissing 5 times before first kiss.
Reached 8 kisses. It's getting warmer.
Reached 16 kisses. It's getting hot.
Set all colors to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Kissed the wall 32 times. It hurts but somehow it gets exciting.
Reached 32 kisses. It's getting too hot!
Kissed the wall 64 times. Well, that is strange...
First kiss with all color sets to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Reached 64 kisses. It's getting lovely.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/275 points)
Use all of your Heart weaponry at once
Have a lot of unused credits
Discover a lot of secret rooms